i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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