God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
