doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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