Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
worst night to have a conscience
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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