We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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