My boss' voice literally gives me gas
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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