Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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