She's JV to your varsity
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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