ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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