i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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