Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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