hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Randomize