so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
honey bunches of taint.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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