I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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