so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The adults are the big ones right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
