yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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