and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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