You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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