Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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