She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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