You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I showed him my bush... on skype.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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