just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.