how can u be prego again
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.