if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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