Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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