dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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