I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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