so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I need a beard to bite.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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