there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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