they need to just BURY HIM!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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