I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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