i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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