he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
