we made out on top of his cat.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
