So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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