That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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