Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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