On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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