the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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