Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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