So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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