Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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