I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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