Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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