Sry I called you an 8
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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