if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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