brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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