So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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