you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
ok first of all what the fuck
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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