singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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