We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I believe in your delicious
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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