i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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