no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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