so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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