on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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